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Song: The Squirrels Are Taking Over

Daily Doodle: Squirrel Attack

The Squirrels Are Taking Over

By Debbie Ridpath Ohi, Mar/2008

Performed by Urban Tapestry

Listen to Urban Tapestry practising “The Squirrels Are Taking Over” in Allison’s living room

(Lead vocal & guitar: Allison Durno, Jodi & I sing backup vocals. Boyfriend bits are yelled by yours truly :-)) 

     Am                        G
When we moved in, we loved the neighbourhood

     F                      Am G F
We couldn’t have asked for more

       Am        G             
Though I admit I kinda wondered ’bout the

F                G
crucifix on each door.

    Am                G
We planted roses, revamped the roof, the

F                     Am        G   F
future was looking bright, but then we

Am                     G
started hearing the strangest noises

F                       G
behind the walls at night…

CHORUS:

C                 Am
The squirrels are takin’ over, they’ve

C                    Am
killed my plants and eaten Rover, my

F                                 F
postman used to think they were cute

             C 
but now he’s gone (gone gone gone)

         G                    F                C
They’re coming for me now, I think it won’t be long.

    Am              G
One morning we saw Mrs. S.

      F                         Am G F
Our next door neighbour, she’s sweet!

   Am                     G
We waved but I guess she didn’t see us

    F                 G
as she ran down the street.

     Am              G
Suddenly we noticed something weird,

    F                          Am  G F
a seething mass of black and brown

     Am            G
and then the Evil Squirrel Horde took

F                   G
Mrs. Scuridopolous down.

CHORUS:

C                 Am  
The squirrels are takin’ over, they’ve

C                    Am
killed my plants and eaten Rover, my

F                                 F
neighbour used to think they were cute

               C 
but now she’s gone (gone gone gone)

         G                    F                C
They’re coming for me now, I think it won’t be long.

    F              G
We boarded up the windows

    C              Am
put garlic on the door

    F            G
Yet every day we found more scratches

     F                     G
and peanut shells on the floor.

          F                     G
“This is stupid,” my boyfriend said, “Squirrels are

C                       Am  
harmless and that’s a fact!

     F                G
I’m going outside to check things out

      F                    G
Stay here…I’LL BE RIGHT BACK.”

CHORUS:

C                 Am
The squirrels are takin’ over, they’ve

C                    Am
killed my plants and eaten Rover, my

F                                 F
boyfriend used to think they were cute

               C 
but now he’s gone (gone gone gone)

         G                    F                C
They’re coming for me now, I think it won’t be long

         G                    F                
They’re coming for me now — (music stops abruptly)

Bad Squirrel