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Squirrels are taking over the world! Don't believe me? Read my About Page, browse my squirrel photos/pics and follow this blog as well as my Squirrels Are Evil And Taking Over The World Facebook page. To see past entries, browse the Beware The Squirrel Archives.

And yes, of course I'm working on a book about Evil Squirrels. :-)

Saturday
Sep292012

Squirrel Reconnaissance plus evidence of their unearthly powers of survival

At first I felt sorry for this squirrel because I thought it didn't want to be indoors, but then I realized that WAITASEC, he was CLEARLY just doing reconnaissance before the inevitable first invasion wave. Thanks to Ryan Couldrey for the link.
Tuesday
Aug142012

Video: Twiggy, the Water-Skiing Squirrel

Sure, it's all fun and games now. Meanwhile, that squirrel's going to be taking his waterskiing skills and using them to train his Evil Cohorts in preparation for the water access phase of their Master Plan To Take Over The World.

Thanks to Rytron for the link.

Monday
Jul092012

Meme: Cover Squirrel

Several readers have forwarded this cover squirrel pic to me, which has been making the rounds in social media:

Cover squirrel

I haven't been able to find where this image was first posted. Cute. Even though it's of a vicious red squirrel!

Sunday
Jun242012

Buddha Squirrel and aftermath

I've been seeing this image circulating for a while now:

OriginalSquirrelBuddha

When Robin Nakkula tagged me on FB about this image, I couldn't resist responding with the following quickie Photoshop job:

SquirrelBuddha v2

:-)

Wednesday
Jun132012

Song: The Squirrels Are Taking Over

Daily Doodle: Squirrel Attack
The Squirrels Are Taking Over
By Debbie Ridpath Ohi, Mar/2008
Performed by Urban Tapestry

 

(Lead vocal & guitar: Allison Durno, Jodi & I sing backup vocals. Boyfriend bits are yelled by yours truly :-)) 

     Am                        G
When we moved in, we loved the neighbourhood
     F                      Am G F
We couldn't have asked for more
       Am        G             
Though I admit I kinda wondered 'bout the
F                G
crucifix on each door.
    Am                G
We planted roses, revamped the roof, the
F                     Am        G   F
future was looking bright, but then we
Am                     G
started hearing the strangest noises
F                       G
behind the walls at night...

 

CHORUS:
C                 Am
The squirrels are takin' over, they've
C                    Am
killed my plants and eaten Rover, my
F                                 F
postman used to think they were cute
             C 
but now he's gone (gone gone gone)
         G                    F                C
They're coming for me now, I think it won't be long.

 

    Am              G
One morning we saw Mrs. S.
      F                         Am G F
Our next door neighbour, she's sweet!
   Am                     G
We waved but I guess she didn't see us
    F                 G
as she ran down the street.
     Am              G
Suddenly we noticed something weird,
    F                          Am  G F
a seething mass of black and brown
     Am            G
and then the Evil Squirrel Horde took
F                   G
Mrs. Scuridopolous down.

 

CHORUS:
C                 Am  
The squirrels are takin' over, they've
C                    Am
killed my plants and eaten Rover, my
F                                 F
neighbour used to think they were cute
               C 
but now she's gone (gone gone gone)
         G                    F                C
They're coming for me now, I think it won't be long.
 
    F              G
We boarded up the windows
    C              Am
put garlic on the door
    F            G
Yet every day we found more scratches
     F                     G
and peanut shells on the floor.
          F                     G
"This is stupid," my boyfriend said, "Squirrels are
C                       Am  
harmless and that's a fact!
     F                G
I'm going outside to check things out
      F                    G
Stay here...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

 

CHORUS:
C                 Am
The squirrels are takin' over, they've
C                    Am
killed my plants and eaten Rover, my
F                                 F
boyfriend used to think they were cute
               C 
but now he's gone (gone gone gone)
         G                    F                C
They're coming for me now, I think it won't be long
         G                    F                
They're coming for me now -- (music stops abruptly)
Bad Squirrel
Saturday
May262012

Evil Squirrel Office Supplies: Squirrel Paperclips

Source: modcloth.com via Debbie on Pinterest

Saturday
May052012

Squirrel Coffee Cup

SquirrelCupFront

Check out the Archive McPhee Squirrel Coffee Cup that my friend Cathy brought me Edmonton. 

Yikes!

SquirrelCupBack

I checked out the Archie McPhee website out of curiosity. Whoa, some scary stuff there! Like these Squirrel Underpants:

Screen Shot 2012 05 05 at 9 38 27 AM

Thursday
May032012

One of my fave squirrel mugs: "One by one, the squirrels steal my sanity."

OneByOneSquirrelSanityMug

Thanks to Heather Borean, who gave me this mug ages ago. Still makes me smile every time I use it. :-)

Thursday
May032012

Squirrel Doodle: Before The Tulip Decapitation

EvilSquirrelPlotting v2 600

Friday
Feb242012

World Of Squirrel Craft, by Amanda

AmandaSquirrelCraft

Above: an iPad drawing from my 9-year-old friend Amanda.

Love the line at the bottom: "You can never get away Debbie".

:-D