Wednesday
Jun302010
Please help me name my Evil Winged Squirrel
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 at 5:41PM 
Above: an Evil Winged (make sure you pronounce "winged" in two syllables) Squirrel given to me by my friends Gretchen and Bill. I've been trying to think of a name Evil enough to suit this squirrel but have been unsuccessful so far.
So I welcome suggestions for Evil names! If I end up picking your name, I'll write a poem about you. Post below or in Livejournal.
Update on Thursday, July 1, 2010 at 10:00AM by
Debbie Ohi
Debbie Ohi
Thanks for the suggestions in Squarespace and on LJ. Here's the winner, which is a mishmash of several names I liked. I ended up writing a poem for EVERYONE who made a suggestion. :-)
Reader Comments (4)
Tangerine Killing Machine
Sciuridator
Célestes Ecureuil
Fentonette, Death Squirrel from Heaven
Pegasquirrel
Cousin Peggy*
*I'm not implying that there's a *necessarily* a blood relation.
Haven't yet decided on a name yet, but here are some poems in appreciation. :-)
FOR PETER ELLIS:
The squirrels gather 'neath the trees
to talk of Peter Ellis.
They say he's so tough he eats bees
and picks his teeth with malice.
They have a plan, the squirrels do,
to kidnap him next spring
and make him leader of them all:
Peter, The Squirrel King!
FOR PETER ALWAY:
Célestes Ecureuil is a wonderful name,
one to savour and bounce
upon the tongue, 'cept I'm ashamed:
...I don't know how to pronounce
it!
Thanks for your suggestions! You can also see some other suggestions (and literary poetic masterpieces) over in Livejournal. :-)