joke

Got this joke from Jeff (who got it from someone at work)...


A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent
over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke
up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how
you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled
at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and
said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I
will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the
frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into
his pocket.



Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told
you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for a year
and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said,
"Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool!"